Unlock the Pro Membership
The Pro Membership is your private toolkit for scaling yourself as a data leader. Inside, you’ll find frameworks, playbooks, and behind-the-scenes strategy docs that turn technical skill into career-defining influence.
This is what you’ll get as a Pro member of the Data Gibberish publication:
Stay calm when systems catch fire – grab battle-tested incident playbooks, post-mortem templates, and “first-hour” checklists so you’re the most prepared engineer in any war-room call.
Design a stack that won’t haunt you in six months – use the Strategic Data Stack Guidebook (architecture tear-downs, cost models, migration stories) to shortcut weeks of research and avoid million-row mistakes.
Fast-track your next promotion – follow our Career Progression & 90-Day Action Plans that translate technical wins into business impact your leadership can’t ignore.
Make better decisions, faster – apply lightweight decision-matrix worksheets and stakeholder briefing docs to turn analysis paralysis into clear “go / no-go” calls your team trusts.
And you get ALL of this for just:
only $12 a month
or only $100 a year (31% cheaper)
Most members expense this to their L&D budget in < 5 minutes.
But wait, there’s more!
Senior data engineers who want a concise burst of one-to-one guidance without an open-ended coaching retainer can apply for the VIP Program.
What you get
Three 60-minute strategy calls (any time in 12 months) – use them for architecture reviews, stakeholder prep, or career moves. Each session is recorded and delivered with a concise action-item summary.
Private prep questionnaire – so we can hit the ground running and make every minute count.
Full Premium Content Library Access - actionable deep dives, mini-courses, and all future resources included.
Bonus: Instant access to The Data Leader’s Influence System.
Seats & price
Only 5 VIP seats open each quarter to ensure depth of support.
Annual investment: $500 per seat. Most members expense this to their L&D budget in minutes.
If seats are full, you’ll join the waitlist and be notified first when a spot opens.
What members say about Data Gibberish
